February 2012
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American Presidential Trivia* →
footagenotfound:
Grover Cleveland, when asked which country he’d like to see diplomatic ties strengthened with during his first term in office, he replied, “Ham hocks.” He ran for his second, non-consecutive term, in office on the platform of, “Second lunches for all!” He won in a landslide but never delivered on his promise, instead consuming everyone else’s second lunches himself....
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Google Analytics LOLZ.
search words that led a couple weirdos to this here tumblr:
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buddy griffith
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difference between quino and cucus
fit babe tumblr
please note that i’m still confused by what quino and cucus are. though i’m fairly sure they’re...
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liligolightly asked: WINTER IS COMING
THAT'S ALL.
THAT'S ALL.
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it is known:
pesto takes any sandwich to some next level shit.
including a bacon, egg & mozzarella on Ezekiel sandwich.
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Anonymous asked: Hiii!! First of all...LOVE the blog! Just wondering why you went with that color for your nails. Just seems to clash with everything else on the blog. Call me crazy.
sashayrae asked: Hi. You are pretty. You also have been ON POINT with the jams lately. I never expected less, but just thought you should know. Musical Soul Mate Status. HAPPY FRIDAY!
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Murphy's Law: Workout Edition.
you’re already feeling BLAH. not even your ponytail looks right. you wear an enormous tshirt to hide the jiggle and you trudge in the rain to the gym. your tummy’s been weird all day due to a (perhaps) overdose of fish oil (ew). but hey: you did it! you’re here and with a purpose!
and so you start your workout.
and within the first set of kettlebell swings, who but who decides...
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TWB →
allhailthecranberries:
Last week’s episode of Top Chef they had the remaining chefs cook for their mentors. It was super emotional for the Chef’s. Almost all of them cired as their mentors entered the kitchen, it was really cool to hear them talk about their mentors and how much they impacted/changed/saved/bettered their lives.
It got me thinking about who I would want to come through those...
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you say: pistachios are NOT addictive.
i say: you’re a goddamn liar.
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liligolightly asked: Alright, so as a true purveyor of all things George R. R. Martin: I want to read the Song of Ice and Fire books SO BADLY but I loved the series of Games of Thrones so much that I sorta don't want it to get spoiled for me. I'm in a quandary because normally I'd immediately devour the books but I sorta want the series to stay exciting and surprising for me. What are your thoughts on...
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Prospective memoir/autobiography titles:
1. Insatiable Thirst: One Woman’s Journey to, Literally, Quench Her Seemingly Unquenchable Need for Water.
2. Vodka-cado: How Pitted Fruit and Clear Liquor Saved an Irish Lass
3. Trapped: Gay Man in Straight Woman’s Body
4. Choose Your Own Adventure: Arlington, Virginia Edition
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Trashy TV from 2010: Secrets of Aspen.
please tell me someone else watched this trainwreck.
if not, all of season 1 is still on VH1.com.
it’s got:
fake moles
the always classic “DON’T PUT YOUR HAND IN MY FACE” episode
the girl-from-the-wrong-side-of-the-tracks-just-looking-for-true-love-in-her-forties subplot
and noveau riche cougars on the prowl in Colorado
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PSA: Shrek's Prince Charming and the Merman from...
am
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right?
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Foods meant to be eaten en masse.
Marcona Almonds
Ben & Jerry’s Late Night Snack
Ben & Jerry’s Chubby Hubby
Ben & Jerry’s [Insert Quippy Flavor Name]
Veggie Straws
mom’s cooking @ Sunday dinner
Texas Toast
popcorn
fresh Italian loaf with Kerry Gold butter
anything edible, so long as it’s Sunday
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All of my favorite people—people I really trust—none of them were cool in their...
– Taylor Swift in Vogue
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allhailthecranberries said: my burned copy of this album was ruined during our last (literally) trip to wild wood. Who is better: Dream OR 3LW?
this is a hard hitting question that i can answer without a shadow of a doubt:
Dream > 3LW
because:
1. there was no fried-chicken-in-the-face controversy for Dream
2. they rode ATVs in their music videos
3. they have a remix collaboration...
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